The weekend is looking up. There's a Sunday family gathering that is brewing and may be the perfect excuse to retract my RSVP to the expensive baby shower. I received an apology email from the g-o-h. Her request was for a low-key, inexpensive & no-gifts policy shower. Something got lost in translation.... I could make it a big blow-out and not only attend the baby shower but tack on a few hours at the Ritz spa afterward. That would surely send my dear husband into cardiac arrest. Well at least when next months AmEx bill is due.
He nearly spit (I'm using my manners) a brick when I sent him this month's total. Here are some snippets from our convo. Please note that the AmEx total is always sent sugar coated via email....
Laying on new bed in bedroom:
Elle: Hey, I found that $100 you asked me about the other day. Guess where it was?
N: I hope you put it towards the AmEx bill.
Elle: It was STILL in my wallet! And no, I didn't put it towards the AmEx bill, I paid for the bouncy castle for S's party (our daughter).
N: I don't know how you think I'm going to pay that bill.
Elle: Well $X was on AmEx and the rest ($Y) was on the MasterCard so we don't have to pay that one in full.
N: What exactly Made up the $X+$Y?
Elle: Well $1000 of it was the tires and coffee you ordered.
N: $1000 on coffee and tires?!?!?
Elle: Yes. And some was food and the rest was Christmas oh, and a little that I spent on myself while we were in Atlanta.
N: What part of Christmas?
Elle: The Pottery Barn Kids stuff and Land of Nod stuff.
N: Pottery Barn Kids?
Elle: Yes remember you went in the store with me and we came out with a very large bag of stuff for the kids?
N: Oh, yeah. Land of Nod?
Elle: Yes, that's where the train table came from.
N: How much was that?
N: For a train table?!?!? I could've made that for $50!
Elle: Well it was actually $395 plus I got that smock and splat mat. And I showed you the train table on-line and you agreed that we should get it.
N: Well I wasn't paying attention.....
Elle: [(thinks to herself... "imagine that"]
Have a super fab weekend!!
P.S. * though not sparkly, a wonderful gift indeed!!